Jello Biafra matters a lot.
heylaurennn:
welllp! it’s time to say goodnight to the things that matter most to the least.
goodnight to the following:
1. fruity cheerios.
2. jello biafra.
3. the guy who forgot to return ‘Driver’ to RedBox and now has a -$30 balance on his account.
4. warped and faded darkwing duck thermoses.
5. guys…
HEY LAUREN! CHECK THIS OUT’s Top Ten Goodnight List
heylaurennn:
it’s time for bed.
good night to the following:
1. unicorns.
2. today’s pigs.
3. tomorrow’s bacon.
4. victims of identity theft.
5. identity thieves who are currently victims.
6. the cast & crew of ‘Man Up!’
7. people who wish against those who wish upon a star.
8. lawyers.
9. table tennis players offended by the term “Ping-Pong.”
10. those who live by the straw man fallacy.
good night!